My toothpaste tube cracked,
It's oozing out the side.
I tried to tape it shut,
But now the tape won't dry.
It leaked all on my hand,
From the pressure I applied.
I've got to find a way,
To close that tube's backside.
Today I had a thought,
From seeing toothpaste dried,
I got a tube of glue,
Then slathered the outside.
I must admit it worked,
This cockeyed plan I tried,
It closed my hole real tight,
My mom is mortified.
